The First Meeting

For the 2006 inaugural meeting of Whatever The Fuck We Do we met in the sleepy Pennine village of Holmfirth, surrounded by rolling hills [not to self: the Pennines are a plateau] [further note to self: should that be: the Pennines is a plateau?] and loudmouth twats shouting by cash machines.

Topics up for discussion would have been:

Is the universe a) expanding or b) contracting?
Does it matter?
Who was James Lovelock, and what was his hypothesis?
What does a Reluctance Thickness Gauge for non-magnetic materials actually do?
Is Sean Connery dead yet?
Should art shock?
Have biros and socks got a thing going?
Black pants/white pants – personal choice or coded message?
Women – if you can’t live with them why can’t you shoot them?
Where are they going to play Beach Volleyball at the London Olympics?

but Mr Jones forgot to bring the bit a paper with it printed on, so we had to make it up as we went along.