The Education of Simon Jones in the difference between art and Art (and the gaps in-between) by John Coombes.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

CLIMBING OUT OF THE BOX

Rule 1: Be prepared to upset people.
rule 1.1: Learn to accept the consequences

Rule 2: Woollen swimming trunks should be avoided



Rule 3: There is a whole world of difference between the spoken word and the written word.

Resolutions:

It was resolved to devise the male equivalent of Sex in the City and thereby make our fortunes. Then we discovered it had already been done and it’s called Last of the Summer Wine for fucksake!

Mr Coombes was to make it his task to solve the hitherto unsolvable mystery of the Unknown Formula for Successful Photography.

1 Comments:

Blogger Jonesy said...

I concur...

8:35 pm

 

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