MEETING DATED: 2 March 2006.
LOCATION: The Farmers Arse, Holmfirth.
PRESENT: Mr. Holroyd, Mr. Jones, Mr. Coombes.
APPOLOGIES RECEIVED: we received no appolgies and none were given.
ANOMALIES: MR. Jones drank water [with lemon] throughout the proceedings.

MATTERS ARISING:

1. Salutations and the use of proffered titles. What's the protocol?
Do we call him Sir Alan or just Sugar?

2. eBay - does it work, yes or no?
Mr Jones said he once sold a dodgey skateboard for profit.



3. Colourblindness - can you get lenses to correct for it?

4. Just how many tractors could David Brown sell in a year?



5. Man is either unhappy or a fool - Eugene Ionesco

6. Seven Wonders of the Modern World: No.8 the reserve fuel tank on motorbikes

7. it was decide that it was definitely better to regret something you have done - at least you've done it.

8. What is Michael Chatterton up to these days?

9. Happiness lies under a brown skirt on a Badley's bus returning from Chester Zoo.



10. When it comes to judging books, covers play a large role.

11. Due to an excess of tunnelling equipment and a scant knowledge of kerning it was decided [there and then] to form the Holmfirth Typographical Society and Tunnelling Company, Chairman: Mr Jones, President: Ken Garland, Hon. President: Eric Gill, Treasurer: Mr Holroyd, Hon. Secretary: Mr Coombes.

11a. By the end of the meeting Mr.Jones was passing clear water and his kidneys were declared a Nature Reserve.