The Education of Simon Jones in the difference between art and Art (and the gaps in-between) by John Coombes.

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE SECRET HAND SIGNALS OF BEACH VOLLEY BALL [honest]

there are two of us, I'm here and you're there:


I'm rolling a fag - do whatever you feel like:


Oops! - hang on got a bit of sand in my...


Missed it:


My name's Rachel:


There are two of them, I think we could get both of them after:


One straight down the middle and I'll cover the other:


It bit me just here:


All the opposition can see:


Mine's a vodka: